1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,045 So, what you saying? You gonna do it, yeah? 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,093 Yeah, it's on. 4 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:20,514 I'm hearing he's been talking about you. Gassing. 5 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:25,390 Saying how he par'd you off. can't let man violate you like that. 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,982 You feel me, fam? 7 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:36,446 - Fuck this. can't we move to him? - Forget the hype. 8 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:40,287 come, we roll over there and let's see what's good. 9 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,201 Fuck this. come, we gonna go and do this, blud. 10 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:45,497 Yeah, I'm on it. 11 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,870 (Sirens blaring) 12 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:58,055 cos if I see him, fam, I'll move to you straightaway, fam. No long ting. 13 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,675 Hey, cous, I see you another day in the club, fam. 14 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:05,304 - Yo, fam! - One second, fam. What you want? 15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,307 What you mean, blud? You trying to take me for some dickhead, man? 16 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,310 I ain't having it, blud, you hear me? See me... 17 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,404 - (Laughter) - Dickhead. 18 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:19,118 Hey, cous! Hey, cous! You know who tried to move to me, fam? 19 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,862 Kenneth. Yeah, that little idiot, fam. 20 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,705 - He's a dickhead. - Dickhead. 21 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,416 Yo, what time you finishing work? 22 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:31,209 You all right, blud? Told you not to chill with them. 23 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,549 - They don't like you. You all right? - I'm cool, man. 24 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,294 That was a punch, though, boy. Bam! You went flying, boy! 25 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,967 - Let me see your face. - Get off me, man! 26 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,307 What are you doing? Why are you here lying on the floor? 27 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,427 You were meant to start work ten minutes ago. 28 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,679 - You're here sleeping on the floor. - I'm not sleeping, man. 29 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,771 I don't know who you think you are, Kenneth, 30 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,107 but I'm not going to have you disrespecting my authority. 31 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,318 I want you to get to work now. 32 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,109 - If you keep messing me around... - You'll what? 33 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,152 - Know what? Burn your job, blud! - Sorry? 34 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,991 Man's on big tings out here, rudeboy. 35 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,578 Oh, here we go again. Mr Kenneth O'Sullivan Fletcher. 36 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:07,074 The next Nappy from N-Dubz. Somehow I can't see it. 37 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,043 - Is that your full name, blud? - My name is K. 38 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,130 - K Laimsbury's. - Shut your mouth, you butters sket! 39 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:17,171 If you think I'm gonna be working here for the rest of my life, you must be mad. 40 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,467 - I'm gone. I'm on big tings, blud. - Wasteman! 41 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,590 You're the flippin waste, people, man. You get me? 42 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:26,139 You lot keep stacking boxes, yeah, while I start stacking dough! 43 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:30,355 What, you're gonna become a baker now, are you? Ha-ha-ha-ha. 44 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,271 - What you doing, blud? - It was the baker line that got me. 45 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,189 Listen, Russell, you don't know me. 46 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,402 - Man's a big man. - Big man! 47 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:39,989 What, you think all I do is work here, blud? Are you stupid, blud? 48 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,359 - I handle next business, blud. - What business, blud? 49 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,952 Shut up, man. come, we kick. 50 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,572 You know, this music industry thing is not gonna work for you. 51 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,699 I've been there. 52 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,621 One, two, three, four! 53 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,871 You know, go on! Go, you losers. Everybody, what you looking at? 54 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,497 What business you got? 55 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,922 Don't worry, man. It's a big man's ting, innit? 56 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,805 What's going on, blud? I've come here to collect, fam. 57 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,346 - come to collect what? - My P, innit? 58 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,220 Your P? What, we got a urine sample of yours? 59 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:13,144 I'm talking money, man. Euros, dollars, wonga. My spondoolie, fam. 60 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,517 You on drugs? 61 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:19,067 - Is this a flipping joke or something? - Don't they know who you are, blud? 62 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,032 Of course they know who I am. It's just a little joke that we do, you get me? 63 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,116 I got the biggest-selling mix tape in this place, man. 64 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,111 I pay his rent, you get me? "Feel The Pain". 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:30,742 / Feel the pain! Oh! Feel the pain! Oh! Feel the pain... 66 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,243 Oi. can you stop humping my counter, please? 67 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,087 That's the name of the mix tape, innit? "Feel The Pain". 68 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,252 Oh, is it? "Feel the pain", yes? 69 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,421 Yeah, I brought it in two months ago. Sale or return. 70 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,216 - Right. "Feel The Pain", yeah? - Yeah. 71 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,266 No, we haven't sold any. 72 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,137 - What? Not even one, blud? - You tryna jingle me, innit? 73 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,185 If you haven't sold any, yeah, then where are my cDs, huh? 74 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,609 Hold on, there's four missing here. See, I knew you'd try it, you know? 75 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,361 Trying to tell me you haven't sold any. My mix tape's in hot demand. 76 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:10,455 - Hot demand. - You owe me some money, blud. 77 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,623 Here's one. Tell you what. I'll give you three quid. 78 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,714 Look at the state of this shit, man. I should smash up your shop, blud. 79 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:23,085 - I'll smash it up, you know. - Smash it up! Bomb it, rudeboy! 80 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,462 You'll do what? 81 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,840 Bumbaclot... 82 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,601 Just give me my L3, please. 83 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,814 (Pound coins clinking) 84 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,934 Thanks. 85 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,981 come, we kick, man. 86 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,325 Thanks. 87 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,166 So, what we doing now, man? Where you on? 88 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,627 I'm going back to the hood, innit? Shit, let's go. 89 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,498 / Somebody put some music In my food for me... 90 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,465 See what I'm saying, yeah? 91 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,710 / Reggae, reggae sauce 92 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:08,805 - / Hot reggae, reggae sauce... - (Screaming) 93 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,101 (Sirens blaring) 94 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,862 (/ TlNlE TEMPAH: "Pass Out") 95 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,456 / Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out 96 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,997 / We bring the women And the cars and the cards out 97 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:41,166 / Lets have a toast, a celebration Get a glass out 98 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,290 / And we can do this until we pass out 99 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,133 / Let it rain 100 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,504 - / Let it pour away - / Yeah 101 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,758 / We won't come down Until we hit the ground 102 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,010 - / Yeah, yeah - / And pass out 103 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,682 / I'm in charge now 104 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,352 / I'm a star And I bought my fucking cast out 105 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,941 / I live a very very very wild lifestyle 106 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,688 / Heidi and Audrina, eat your heart out I used to listen to you 107 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,234 / Don't wanna bring arms out 108 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,904 / I got so many clothes I keeps 'em in my aunt's house 109 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,493 / Disturbing London baby We about to branch out 110 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,159 / Soon I'll be the king Like Prince charles' child 111 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,783 / Yeah, yeah And there ain't nobody fresher 112 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,080 / Semester to semester Ravin' with the freshers 113 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,080 / 20 light bulbs around my table And my dresser 114 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,252 / cLc Kompressor Just in case that don't impress her 115 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,297 / Say hello to Dexter Say hello to Uncle Fester 116 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,341 / Got them gazing at my necklace... 117 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,715 There was no gal! 118 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,434 / Haters I can't fuckin' hear your reception 119 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,724 / Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out 120 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,269 / We bring the women And the cars and the cards out... 121 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,360 - Booty spray. Ha-ha-ha-ha! - Oh, my God! 122 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,103 - What? - Uh! 123 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,526 / Let it rain 124 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,866 / Let it pour away 125 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,236 / We won't come down 126 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:58,991 (T J) Big Mike, blud! He's a proper bad man, innit? 127 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,494 - One day, blud. - One day, fam. 128 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,967 You've never even been round to fix my flaming window! 129 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,805 You couldn't fix the crack in my arse! Oh, I've had enough! 130 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,804 / What ya mean? What ya mean? Your mom 131 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,677 / What ya mean? What ya mean? Fat ting 132 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,269 / What ya mean? What ya mean? Slim ting... 133 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,354 What did I tell you about this shit, man? 134 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,566 - Let me have a Fruitella, blud. - No. 135 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,276 - Yo! K! All right! - Just keep walking. 136 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,861 I ain't got time for this. 137 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,824 Blud, come on, hear me out. What you saying, TJ? Are you cool, yeah? 138 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,818 - I'm cool, blud. - Lend me a pound or something. 139 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,867 - I just bought a Magnum. - You better run. Hey, listen! 140 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,240 - You owe me a tenner. - I don't owe you nothing, man. 141 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,333 Hear me out, man! Real talk. 142 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,669 Real talk, fam. Listen, I see your mum, innit? 143 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,504 Blud, don't talk about my mum. 144 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,500 - I see your mum in Netto's, fam. - Shut up. 145 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,922 Listen. So, she was like "What you saying, craig?" 146 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,387 I was like "I'm cool, Pauline, are you cool, yeah?" 147 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:58,100 Yeah. So, anyway, we's at the till, right? And she started going like this. 148 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,059 Going this, you get me? No wallet! 149 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:04,022 No word of a lie, blud! I'm telling you she had no wallet! 150 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,687 So, man like me, I sponsored that rudeboy. 151 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,356 I sponsored that! You get me, fam? 152 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,730 She was like, afterwards, she said, "Go and get your money from my son." 153 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,905 And I know. I know, fam. I know you are the only son in the family. 154 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,652 You know that, innit? He told you, innit? 155 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,622 - Right, so you owe me a tenner. - Oi! Shut the fuck up! 156 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,459 Always outside my house making fucking noise! You dickhead! 157 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,875 Just cos I'm some crackhead, don't take me for a fool, you know! 158 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,544 Suck ya mom! 159 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,759 Oi! Taneesha! Oi! Where's my P? 160 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,879 Hey, blud, tell your dad to allow it, man. 161 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,348 - I swear down that's not my dad, blud. - Whatever, man. 162 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,058 Taneesha! come on, Taneesha! 163 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,095 What we on, then, blud? 164 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,893 I don't know about you, blud, but I'm going yard. 165 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,688 And, no, fam, you can't reach. 166 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,742 Brmm...! Oh, this is a real beauty, this one. 167 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,078 I can't wait to show Kenneth. 168 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,243 Looks lovely, darling. How about you come and have something to eat? 169 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,786 I can't stop now. 170 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,002 Brian babe, you've been working all day. You got to eat something. 171 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,793 I'm cooking your favourite, spaghetti hoops. 172 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:14,884 Oh, you do spoil me. 173 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,220 All right, then. I love you. 174 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,589 - Love you too. - Love you more. 175 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,217 - Love you more. - I love you more. 176 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,225 - Wagwon, Mumsy. - You're an idiot, Kenneth. 177 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,769 Oi, Mum man, don't talk to me like that, man. 178 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,234 Seriously, Mum man, I told you stop talking to me like that, innit? 179 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:34,729 What you wearing? Don't tell me you actually walk around like that. 180 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,606 What? It's fashion, man. Swagger, innit? 181 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,699 Whatever. Did you speak to Russell about that advance? 182 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,535 - I need that money for tomorrow. - Nah, I left, innit? 183 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,154 You done what? 184 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,249 I left, innit? I'm on bigger tings than that. You know that, Mum man. 185 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,710 Bigger tings? Bloody bigger tings? I was relying on that! 186 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,795 - How could you do that? - Ah, allow it, Mum man. 187 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,462 No, I won't bloody allow it, you flipping moron! 188 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,586 - I'm not a moron, all right? - (Brian) Is that you, Kenneth? 189 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,213 come and have a look at my Supermarine Spitfire. 190 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,011 I don't wanna see your wasteman plane, Dad. 191 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,384 Don't you dare speak to your dad like that. 192 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,931 You're the only waste round here. 193 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,396 Waste of bloody space, that's what you are. 194 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,312 I mean, look at you. You could never be like your dad. 195 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,730 Your dad was suave, he had style. 196 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,980 Slot you right in there, just like that. 197 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,233 He had his pick of the women. I'll tell you. 198 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,031 Your dad was a true player in his day. 199 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,872 You? Wasteman. I mean, when was the last time you had a girlfriend? 200 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,456 When have you ever brought a girl round here? 201 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,998 Have you even lost your virginity, Kenneth? No, I don't think so. 202 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,999 Oh, I mean your dad really knew how to turn a woman on. 203 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,171 There was this one night we were on the kitchen table. 204 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,545 - Ah, allow it, Mum man! - He knew how to put his back into it. 205 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,593 I don't want to hear this, Mum, all right? 206 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,842 - Perfect. - (Pauline) Yeah, I loved your dad! 207 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,471 You've got no drive, that's your problem. But I'll tell you something. 208 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,973 You can't just live here for free. Life ain't like that. 209 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,021 You don't just get things handed to you. 210 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,772 - How can you just walk out on your job? - Russell's coming to man on a hype! 211 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,650 Idiot! We're skint. What am I supposed to do now? They'll be here tomorrow. 212 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,322 Know how much we owe them bailiffs? 213 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,446 - Well, it's not my fault, is it? - No? Where's my bloody rent money? 214 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,699 You ain't given me shit for the last three months! 215 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,917 - You're a moron. - I told you I'm not a moron. 216 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,502 What is this, Mum man? Why you always picking on me for? 217 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,292 You got something against me or something? 218 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,917 You don't talk to Lily like this. You don't ask Lily for no rent. It's not right, man. 219 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,671 Lily is seven, you pathetic waste of space! I tell you something! 220 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,844 You go back and see Russell, and you beg for your job back for all I care! 221 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,842 Mum, you're mental. Russell's an idiot, man. 222 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,389 There's no way I'm going back there. Bun that. 223 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,888 Oh, you will, Kenneth, you will! 224 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,732 - (Door shuts) - Fucking prick. 225 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,484 (/ KANO: "Ps and Qs") 226 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,739 What's going on, blud? 227 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,704 Hmm. 228 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,680 / Some manners don't like me 229 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,969 / They try and badmouth me when Kano comes to town... 230 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,310 What, blud? Are you chatting to me, fam? 231 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,930 Are you chatting to me, blud? cos there's no one else here, you know, G. 232 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,060 So, that means you must be chatting about me, blud! Dah! Dah! 233 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,279 Yeah, that's right, babes. Yeah, my name's K. 234 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,988 K, K. 235 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,402 Whah! Whah! Whah! Whah! 236 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:28,119 Let me see your phone, blud. What? I will take that phone, you know, blud. 237 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,955 Trust me, I am badman out here. You get me? 238 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,449 Oh... 239 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,418 Hadouken! Hadouken! 240 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:40,586 Bad man. Feel the pain. Uh! You better feel the pain. Uh! 241 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,926 Allow me, allow me, mm-mm, so a man get rowdy. 242 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,797 - (Hamster squeaks) - Yeah. 243 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,764 Good stuff right there, blud. 244 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,726 That's my balls right there. Big boy's balls, you get me? 245 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,096 Dizzee Rascal ain't got nothing on me, fam. 246 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,226 Hmm. 247 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,941 One, two! Yo, yo. 248 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,781 / I'm a bad man like K And I get bear girls, man, I'm not gay 249 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,320 / So I just told man, feel the pain 250 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,819 / You will get bear girl Yo, come again like yo 251 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,698 / I'm a bad man like K and I get bear girls, man, I'm not gay 252 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,917 / I just told man, feel the pain You will get bear punches to the brain 253 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,162 / I jack a man on a bus or a train And I draw bear beanies all day 254 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,210 / Draw for a ting and let a boy get sprayed 255 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,924 / Ooh, it's a hype hype thing Hype hype thing, hype hype thing 256 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,169 / Everybody's hype hype Hype hype hype 257 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,842 / Yo, come again, come again 258 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,181 / Yo, it's hype hype ting, hype hype ting 259 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,676 / Everybody's hyping, hyping, hyping Hype hype ting 260 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,349 / Hype hype ting Everybody's hyping, hyping, yo 261 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,437 / Make a man draw for a ting It's a hype hype thing... 262 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,855 - What are you doing, Kenneth? - Aah! What the fuck, man? 263 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,602 What you doing in my room, man? Get out, man. 264 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,775 And I told you, call me K, all right? My name is K. 265 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,195 Your name's Kenneth, you fool, and Mum told me to bring your food up. 266 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,196 (Sucking teeth) Then put it on my desk, then, innit, rudegirl? 267 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:01,417 - Is this your lyric book, K? - What? come here, man! come here! 268 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,255 (Music playing) 269 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,376 - You're not allowed in my room! - Shut up. 270 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,423 - Mum! - Shut your mouth, man. 271 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,844 What you laughing at, huh? I swear to God, man, you fools better recognise. 272 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,012 - You're the fool. You're the fool. - You're the fool. You're the fool. 273 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,101 - You're the fool. - Just shut your mouth, man! 274 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,221 You're the fool! Even Mum says you're the fool! 275 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,441 You're the one doing all this. You can't Mc, fool. 276 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:25,232 What? Are you dumb? Man is a topboy Mc out here, man. Give me my book. 277 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,402 I said give me my book. You're lucky I don't hurt you, you know. 278 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,241 True say I think your sister's kinda buff so I'll allow you, innit? 279 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,487 My sister don't like you. 280 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,864 What? 281 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,117 What? She said that, yeah? 282 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,244 Whatever, man! Your sister's butters anyway, man. 283 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,248 Probably got at least two babyfathers by now, you get me? Sket. 284 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,796 You see me, yeah? Man a badman out here, boy! 285 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:51,217 You're a loser, K. Why don't you just get a life or a girl? 286 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,883 All right. 287 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,352 - (Hawks) - Mum! 288 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,700 / You have got a message You've got a message, message 289 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,920 / You have got a message You've got a message... 290 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,972 (Knock at door) 291 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,017 (Knocking) 292 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,815 Pauline! You all right, darling? 293 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,158 - What do you want? - What do we want? 294 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,779 Now, that's a silly question. Ain't that a silly question, Dal? 295 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,327 - Sounds quite silly to me, Tel. - Assessment. 296 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,497 Got to value up your goods for later, and I love it! 297 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,371 Exciting stuff, Tel. 298 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,917 Wankers. 299 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,869 (Pauline) But you're not even supposed to be here till five. 300 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,241 I just love seeing your beautiful face, Pauline. Always so happy. 301 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,369 - Ray of sunshine, ain't she, Dal? - Beautiful, T el. 302 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:51,125 Look, I just need a bit more time. I can get you the money, just not today. 303 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,546 Look, please. I'm trying my best. 304 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,796 You can't keep coming around here harassing me. I've got young kids. 305 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,016 (K) Yo, Mumsy, man's out of here. Yeah, bless one. 306 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:04,228 Don't sound that young to me. What is he? What, a black kid, is it? 307 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,645 Must be hard looking after someone else's kid. couldn't do it myself. 308 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,189 All right, that's it. I want you out of here now. Get out! 309 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:14,610 No problem, darling, but we will be back, five o'clock sharp, 310 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,824 and I'm coming round here to collect your stuff. 311 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,571 And to be honest, I'm getting a hard-on just thinking about it. 312 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,745 - What about you, Dal? - Well, not really, T el. 313 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,619 - Well, I am. - Right, go on! Piss off! 314 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,586 Yeah. 315 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,383 It's the most beautiful day. 316 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,096 And did you know, Edward, 317 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,592 this postcode was voted most outstanding and up-and-coming area 318 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,844 by "Time Out" in the summer? 319 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,269 What about that, hm? The Goonbred Estate. 320 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:52,189 - I think it adds character... - No, Patricia, it does not add character. 321 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,937 A 1 3-year-old girl came up to me last week 322 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,407 and addressed me as "Oi, My Size". 323 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:02,324 - Hm? "Oi My Size", Patricia. - What is wrong with you, Edward? 324 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,697 I know you're not happy about it but you'll just have to live with it. 325 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,541 - He is family. - Oh, balls, he's family, Patricia! 326 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,254 But last summer it was all right to spend our whole summer holidays with them. 327 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,497 Yes, because I didn't realise 328 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,091 we'd be asked to take in his damn silly fool of a son for four months. 329 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,303 I don't like him. I can't understand a word he says. 330 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,593 He's here! 331 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:29,014 (Spanish accent) First of all, I would just like to say that my family and l 332 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,436 are very grateful to you for letting me to stay in your house. 333 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,151 - Oh, it's nothing. - I am very much looking forward 334 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,443 to being inside of your family. 335 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,234 Patricia. 336 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,741 I have to say that... 337 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:49,038 that you are looking even more beautiful than the last time we were together. 338 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,037 Your hair looks wonderful, it's like a... 339 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,289 it's like a waterfall that cascades on to your shoulders. 340 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,508 Oh, for goodness sake. 341 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,346 Well, I hope you're happy, Patricia. I have a migraine. We have no pills. 342 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,386 - Get your own bloody pills. - Under no circumstances! 343 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:08,477 - You go and get my pills! - Please, sir! I will do this for you. 344 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,682 - I will go now. - Oh. 345 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,274 I don't believe this. 346 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,520 I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Edward, what... 347 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,194 Most up-and-coming area of London? 348 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,864 What's the worst that could happen, Patricia? 349 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,611 How you mean, you run out of Fruitellas, man? 350 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,364 (Shopkeeper) Look, there is no more bloody Fruitellas! No more, man! 351 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,619 But there's hundreds of sweets here! Kitty Kat, Twix, Mars Bar, Snickers. 352 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,041 - Why you want bloody Fruitellas? - Because I like them, innit? 353 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,132 Why you asking me for, blud? It's a badman sweet! You get me? 354 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,127 - Blud, if you not buy, leave! - This shop's anything, man. I'm gone. 355 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,174 - Dickhead. - Hey, you are the real dickhead! 356 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,717 Please leave now! 357 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,215 And tell your dad 358 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,094 we have the latest edition of BBc bird-hunter magazine he asked for. 359 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,722 L2.99. Hey! L2.99. Make sure you tell him, Kenneth. 360 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,520 My name is K, OK? My name is K. 361 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,359 K, my arse. 362 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,194 Leave! 363 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,439 Fucking Fruitellas. Put tuh! 364 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,907 Idiot man. 365 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,073 - What? What you looking at, blud? - Sorry, what did you say? 366 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,788 Blud, what is it? Is it beef, blud? cos I'm on this ting, fam, I swear down. 367 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,578 - Pardon? - Don't be trying it, fam. 368 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,418 Forget what you might have heard. Better know I'm on this ting. Real talk. 369 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,663 No gassing. You don't even know who I am, do you? 370 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,586 Er...no, I just move here. 371 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,335 What? Well, how come I don't know about you, then? 372 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:27,261 Er... I don't know. I come to London for to study English for four months. 373 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,258 That is my new house over there. 374 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,683 What? What, you live there, yeah? 375 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,147 Yes, l, er... I just moved here today. 376 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,439 - What, you know Big Mike? - Who? Er... Mike? 377 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,859 Er... no. My name is Enrique Estaban de la Fuente. 378 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,606 K. 379 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,950 K? 380 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:52,039 OK. It's nice to meet you, K. You know, you seem like a nice person, K. 381 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,784 I wonder if perhaps you could help me with my studies. 382 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:59,414 You know, show me the, um... the real London. 383 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:05,837 Yeah. Yeah, why not, blud? Man can do that still. 384 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,765 (/ Ringtone plays) 385 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,900 See, personally, blud, I like my eggs runny, yeah? 386 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,819 But not too runny. You wanna the balance right. 387 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,317 You don't want the yellow shit going everywhere. 388 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,944 - You get me, fam? - Yes. 389 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,322 - You not eating that, blud? - No, l... I'm no hungry. 390 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:37,623 Boy, I'll eat it. Pass it. Waste not, want not. 391 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,497 Oh, yeah. 392 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,089 Mm. Mm, mm, mm. 393 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,844 What you doing, blud? What, you write lyrics, too, yeah? 394 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:52,012 Er...no, it's my...it's my journal. 395 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:57,730 It's sort of like a...Iike a diary of my deepest thoughts and feelings. 396 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,974 - Do you have one? - Nah, man. 397 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,975 Blud, I've been looking for you for ages, man! 398 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,194 What's going on, man? I've been trying to call you, fam! 399 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,984 My phone was off. Have a chip. 400 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,152 No, I don't want a chip, man! Who's this, blud? 401 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,241 - This is my younger, innit? - I never seen him before! 402 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,362 Blud, you don't know who I roll with, man. I ain't always with you, man. 403 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,113 But we don't go caff no more, blud! 404 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,367 The last time we went cafe was your birthday, blud, remember? 405 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,494 I bought you the mega platter full breakfast ting, blud! 406 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,963 That's what I just had, blud. Peng! come like man's birthday out here, boy. 407 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:27,176 Shabba denaya! Mama denaya! Oh, my ten days, blud! 408 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:31,138 Oh, my gosh! What, is that how it is now, yeah? 409 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,009 What, you want to go cafe with the next man now, yeah? 410 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,386 OK, who is this guy, man? 411 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:41,562 - His name's, er... His name's, er... - Enrique Estaban de la Fuente. 412 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,902 That's it, blud. Enrique. That's my boy right there, Enrique. 413 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:51,276 En-flipping-rique, En-flipping-rique? Blud, we used to go hard, man! 414 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,698 - I always go hard! - / Hard, hard, hard, hard... 415 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,913 come, we go, man. 416 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,204 / Hard, hard, hard, hard Hard, hard, hard, hard 417 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,372 / Hard, hard, hard, hard... 418 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,166 Bye. 419 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,585 Huh! 420 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:09,586 See, I know you're new round here, blud, so I'm gonna show you my bits. 421 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,759 Man's gonna take you under my wing. Think of me like a big bird, fam. 422 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,008 - Like the one in "Sesame Street"? - Allow it, man. 423 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,930 can't you see I'm educating out here? 424 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,553 So, listen, Henros, yeah? I'm gonna show you my family. 425 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,226 The one thing about family 426 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,565 is you gotta have each other's back, no matter what. 427 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,776 - It's a badman ting out here. - Badman ting. Rudeboy. 428 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,773 - Good afternoon, Kenneth. - Afternoon, Mrs Dennison. 429 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,867 See us, man, roll deep. You see it? Big tings agwarn, blud. 430 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,531 Now I'm gonna show you the mandem. 431 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,450 Trust me, rudeboy, it's a movement ting all day, fam. 432 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,074 Movement ting, blud! Move out of the way! 433 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,331 Blud, this is dead, man. What are we on? 434 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,459 How do you know this yoot's not a fed, blud? 435 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,586 Look at his crep, blud? Look at his crep. 436 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,462 Shut up, TJ, man. I've been through this. 437 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,806 His name is Enrico and he's my new younger. 438 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,644 This is anything, K, man. I ain't never heard of no Enrico. 439 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,137 Well, you have now, innit? 440 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,434 Perhaps I should be going home now. 441 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,979 Just kotch, blud. The day ain't even started yet, man. 442 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,022 Whatever! I'm gonna go link a ting. 443 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,363 - You ain't even got no tings, fam. - I got more links than you, blud. 444 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,904 - Lesoi, who got more links, fam? - Don't get me involved, fam. 445 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,778 - Lesoi, who gets more links, fam? - Bookie, innit? 446 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,575 (Sniggers) 447 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,164 You don't know. You can't even see through those squinted eyes of yours. 448 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,033 - Oi, TJ. Tell him, blud. - Hajima. 449 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,626 - Shut your mouth, man. - My eye. 450 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,838 I ain't gonna lie, Bookie. K blatantly gets more girls than you, G! 451 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,505 Whatever, TJ, man. Why do you always do this, man? 452 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,673 Definitely some homo business going on. 453 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,468 Oi! Oi, listen! I told you I am not gay, all right? 454 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,184 - Hiya, Kenneth! - Hi, Kenneth! How's your mum? 455 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,849 - Yeah, she's cool, man. - Tell her I said hi, yeah? 456 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,439 - Will do. - Bye! 457 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,649 Goodbye! 458 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,276 Bwoy! I'm not saying nothing, rudeboy! 459 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,525 I am not saying nothing. Wow. 460 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,698 (Laughing) 461 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,117 I don't know them. They just see my mum in the shop, innit? 462 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,706 I get girls, all right? 463 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,702 You know I get girls, man. I'll draw any girl here, you get me? 464 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,796 Show me a ting, yeah? And I will draw it. 465 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,341 (Squeaking) 466 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:21,513 - Oh, well. come, we kick, man. - Hold up, blud. Draw that. 467 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:27,231 / Hey, I saw you walking past me The other day... 468 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,898 Dios mio, that girl is...very beautiful. 469 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:36,240 Shabba denaya! That girl is peng! 470 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:40,361 What was you saying, blud? Draw anything, yeah? 471 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,580 / Turned me on... 472 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:47,418 What, her? She ain't even all that, man. Peng tings only out here. 473 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,958 - Shook yoot. - I am not a shook yoot. 474 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,251 Don't worry, blud, you're looking sharp today still. 475 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,794 (Sniffs) Shut up, man. 476 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:57,761 Enrique, you might wanna take your journal out. 477 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,131 I'm about to show you, man, how to get a woman. 478 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,757 - Oi. Remix! - (Music plays) 479 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,930 Mina mina mysize! 480 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,141 About, you get more tings than me. 481 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,319 (Sniffs) All right. cool. 482 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,950 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm so... I'm so sorry to bother you, yeah? 483 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,037 I was just hoping maybe I could have a quick word. 484 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:26,282 Sorry about the shouting. I was just in front of my boys and I got a little hype. 485 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,909 - It's cool. - can I ask your name? 486 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,171 - It's Persia. - Like the car. 487 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:37,214 - Wow, that's a real beautiful name. - Thank you. So, can I ask you yours? 488 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,806 It's K. So, er...where you off to, looking all smart? 489 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,220 Oh, I just had a job interview round the corner. 490 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,015 Blud, is she on it? 491 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:50,264 Go on, fam-a-lam, you can do it! 492 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:54,860 If you get a second interview, then maybe you could give me a call 493 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:58,480 and maybe I could go through some interview techniques with you. 494 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,482 You know, give you a hand. 495 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:04,487 Interview techniques? You make me laugh. 496 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,490 Well, then, K, I guess I'd better take your number, then. 497 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,742 Yeah? 498 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,995 Yeah, why not? You seem like a nice guy. 499 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,795 I am nice, twice as nice, nice with a lickle bit of spice. 500 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:19,885 Sorry? 501 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,801 Nah, I'm just saying, innit? I do music, innit? I do this. 502 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,220 See them man over there? They're my boys and all, yeah. 503 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,595 But trust me when I tell you none of them know how to satisfy a girl like me. 504 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,848 You get me? T o be honest, I don't really like bragging about it. You get me? 505 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,442 - Right. - But all of them man over there? 506 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:37,778 Two minute, man. And I'm talking two minutes. You get me? 507 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,022 Me, on the other hand, swagger's on point, 508 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,195 I go all night, and I'm talking all night, like at least an hour. 509 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,069 Now, I'm a player when it comes to the tings. 510 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:48,197 I'm thinking maybe me and you can link up and do a little ting, get me? 511 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,201 You could come over to mine and we can go over some interview techniques. 512 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:56,376 cos I got techniques. I got techniques like twelve tens. 513 00:27:56,508 --> 00:28:01,218 I'm just gonna grind, man, an hour of pure sensation. 514 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,882 Yeah. 515 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:07,133 cos I do this, innit? Hm, it's nothing, boy. It feels so nice, innit? 516 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:10,386 - What's he doing, blud? - Who knows, blud? 517 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,309 I know you like that, innit? It feels so good. It feels so warm. 518 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:18,311 Slow it down, slow it down. Take time, think about the sheep. 519 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,405 You can do it, K. You can do it. That's the one. Hm. 520 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,740 - Oh, yeah, slow it down. - Wow. 521 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:28,700 Oh, my days, blud! What the fuck are you doing, man? 522 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,164 - Tyrone. - You trying to fuck that bollard, blud? 523 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,284 Nah, nah, it's just an itch, innit? 524 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,036 - Man's trying to fuck the bollard, blud. - Nah, man. 525 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,755 You trying to sex that ting, blud? cos same man's already pressed that? 526 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,671 - Yeah? - Yeah! You can't draw girls, blud. 527 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:45,387 - Ha-ha-ha-ha! Jackanory time! - Oh, come on, man. 528 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,348 - You went there, blud. - Shit. 529 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,685 - He is a friend of yours? - Nah, that guy ain't no friend of mine. 530 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,179 That guy's just pure mean, blud, just pure mean. 531 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:57,274 Enrique, maybe you should head back. I'll get K to give you a call later. 532 00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,360 Yeah, run along, Spanish boy. 533 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,276 It's fine. I can stay out for a few more hours. 534 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,319 All right, cool. Wait here, though. 535 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:09,161 Boy, if you men don't mind, yeah, I don't need this today, man. 536 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,996 I'm going yard. Four, three, two, one. I'm going. 537 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,116 Just kotch, TJ, man. What's wrong with you, man? 538 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:17,620 Why do you always do this? It's cool, man. You're with me, innit? 539 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:22,090 I'm a topboy out here. Top of the top. Me and Tyrone are cool. 540 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,961 He ain't gonna do nothing to you if you're with me, man. 541 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,806 come, man. I ain't Kenneth out here, you know, blud? Shit. 542 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:32,643 (Tyrone) cos you know it's time! My time! 543 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,934 - What possessions you got for man? - Blud, on a level, I ain't got nothing. 544 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,226 Tyrone, cool? 545 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,816 I don't know who you are, blud, but I will break your head. 546 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,481 I will confiscate your life, rudeboy. 547 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,320 You better get out of my proximity at least two metre radius apart. 548 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,155 Furthermore, who are you to be calling out man's name? 549 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,243 Do you know man to be calling out man's name? Apologise, blud. 550 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:53,114 - come on, Tyrone. - I said apologise, blud! 551 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,161 - Just apologise, man. - Sorry. 552 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,661 That's what I'm talking about. Everyone needs to know their role out here. 553 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,504 Next time I'll slap that dry roasted peanut head of yours. Ha-ha! 554 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,840 Who's on the throne? 555 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,960 can't hear you, man. 556 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:09,680 - I said who's on the throne? - (All) Tyrone. 557 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,800 Yes, man! That's what I'm saying. Big Mike ain't got nothing on me. 558 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,392 - What you saying, TJ? - Safe, Tyrone. 559 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,136 - What creps are they, blud? - Red ones. 560 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,935 I can't believe Kenneth thinks he can get girls, though, blud. 561 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:21,683 - I was just chatting to her, innit? - You man are all batty boys! 562 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,981 You can't draw girls, blud! I get girls, blud. 563 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,981 Touch that, blud. I'll allow you, innit? 564 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,943 - Kinda hench still. - That's right, blud, hench! 565 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,786 You man could never be bigger than me. You man are inferior to me. 566 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:37,282 If I think about it, I should slap you lot up for even trying to dial up with man! 567 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,161 (Phone rings) 568 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:43,881 Ha-ha-ha. Ha! What does that say, blud? 569 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:47,046 - Squinty eyes! What does that say? - Link number five. 570 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,512 That's right, blud. Man's got five links out here. You man ain't got none. 571 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,677 Five! None. Five! None. Five! None. 572 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,096 Heh-heh-heh. Yes, baby. 573 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,971 Yeah. Nah, nah. Man's not around tonight still, yeah. 574 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,564 Yeah, yeah. What you saying? What you saying for Friday night, babes? 575 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,275 No, no, no! Actually, you know what? You know what it is. 576 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,271 It's a raving thing, you get me? Ministry. Next Hype. 577 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:11,070 Yes, baby, you know it's about sex in the afternoon, innit? 578 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,411 Sex after "Kyle" and lick a bit of head after "Dickinson's Real Deal". 579 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,246 Yes, babes. Listen, come to mine Friday about 1 2, yeah? 580 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,334 Man's tongue's ready, baby. 581 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:23,078 I said I'll rub your belly, baby. 582 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:28,084 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Ha-ha! Man's got all these links, blud. 583 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,930 And I'm still with my babymama! What? No one can't tell me nothing, blud. 584 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,425 Yes. Now, the only pussy I've ever seen you with, blud, is this little prick. 585 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,018 - Oh! - Lend me them creps, blud. 586 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,889 Oh, come on, blud. 587 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:46,777 / Hey, sir, can't you see the sign? It's a double yellow line... 588 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,022 - What the fuck you doing to my baby? - / I'm just an African... 589 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,444 Anyhow you scratch a man's tings, blud? 590 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,317 This is disabled parking! You are not disabled! 591 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,570 - Blud, I am disabled. - You are not disabled. 592 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,446 Blud, I am disabled! Look at my arm. 593 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,292 Eh, so you are mocking less fortunate people. You know God is watching you. 594 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,503 I don't care who's watching, blud! Let them watch! 595 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,963 You're taking my stress levels to a next dimension. 596 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,048 OK. Watch this. 597 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,884 It's a double yellow line. Are you watching? 598 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,129 Let me... 599 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,131 You know something? 600 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,760 I've decided to take the ticket off, not because of you. Because I decided. 601 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,137 - OK? Next time you see...you see... - Yeah? 602 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,562 - Yes, you see a... - Fuck off, man! 603 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:28,185 I swear, next time, you should get yourself a passport, man. 604 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,186 You illegal immigrant. Next Hype! 605 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,781 (Speaks in African language) 606 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,902 What are you looking at? Look at you Asbo children! 607 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:41,156 And you! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream? 608 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:45,878 Why can't that flippin' orang-utan buy his own flipping trainers, man? 609 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:49,419 He's lucky I didn't spark him, you know. Real talk. 610 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,507 Whatever, man. What we on? 611 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,173 - I gotta handle some business, innit? - What business, fam? 612 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,967 He's going home to masturbate about that chick, innit? 613 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:59,011 Unlike you, fam, I have responsibilities to take care of. 614 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,851 So, K, er...where are we going? 615 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,096 Enriques, man, you ask too many questions, fam. 616 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,689 But see man like me, yeah? I'm a big man out here. You get me? 617 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,184 I'm a provider. Like in the jungle. 618 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,562 That's what I do, innit? I provide. come, we go, man. 619 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:15,532 / Me ah go party hard You know we ah go party hard 620 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,241 / Me want party hard... 621 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,531 Wagwon Yasmin. come, you, man. 622 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:23,657 / Me ah go party hard You know we ah go party hard 623 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,533 / Me want party hard... 624 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,376 Oh, great. 625 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:31,169 - Ah, you, man, chill, innit? - Wagwon, K. 626 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:34,634 - What's going on, carly? - What you saying, TJ? 627 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,630 - Who's he? - He's my new bredren, man. 628 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,848 - can I chat to you in the kitchen? - How about some hot wings? 629 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,637 - I'm all right. - I got you an apple pie. 630 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,182 No, I've eaten already, K. Kitchen now. 631 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,056 Boy, I'll eat it, pass it. 632 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,150 Ah, cheeky girl. 633 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,269 What's up, rudegirl? 634 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,568 Oh, yeah, thanks for waking her up. I just put her to bed. 635 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,407 - No problem. You cool though, yeah? - Yeah, I'm cool, K. 636 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:02,246 Because if there's anything wrong, all you have to do is tell me and I'll sort it. 637 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:05,411 - Beef, anything. No longage. - No what? 638 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,752 - Longage. No long ting, innit? - Right, yeah. 639 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,586 Everything's cool. couldn't be better. 640 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,580 But you ain't gotta keep coming round bringing food. 641 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,003 - I do, though, Yasmin. - No, seriously, you don't. 642 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,422 I do, though, cos you are my cousin's baby mums, innit? 643 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,046 And now he's all banged up for two years. 644 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,423 I gotta be there to provide, provide for you and the baby. 645 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,642 cos you're family, and that's my baby right there. 646 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,103 - Well, I'm back at work now so... - All right, I'll be straight up, innit? 647 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:31,851 I feel kinda bad, innit? Like when my cousin got shift...well, I was there. 648 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:35,479 And I feel like somehow I was responsible, like it was my fault. 649 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:37,731 It was your fault. 650 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,778 Well, yeah, sort of. Well, it sort of was and it wasn't. 651 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,321 cos I warned them about... 652 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,445 Look, what's done is done, yeah? It's in the past. 653 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,289 Look, K, you ain't gotta keep coming around checking up on us. 654 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,751 Yasmin, I do not shy away from responsibility. 655 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,621 cos man's on a big man ting this year! 656 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,088 For God's sake, K, what is the matter with you? 657 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,208 Look, I don't want you to talk to me. I don't want you to wait for me. 658 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,757 I don't want you to do nothing, yeah? Nothing. 659 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,014 You're on your period, innit? It's cool. 660 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,932 The way I see it, you're a helpless woman, innit? 661 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,804 When you had my cousin, you had someone there for you, 662 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,477 but now he's in the dustbin, who have you got? 663 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,899 You ain't got no one. So, that's what I'm saying. I'm here for you, Yasmin. 664 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,491 When you are in need, that's when you can call K. 665 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,484 I swear, I sent you a friend's request, man. 666 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,078 - You wanna do something for me? - Yes, I do, Yasmin. 667 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,662 See these DVDs that Leroy sold me? 668 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,328 - It's Lesoi. - Whatever. They don't work. 669 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,497 What? 670 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,245 Pow! 671 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,840 So, what you saying, blud? 672 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,756 You know I love my boys skinny, innit? 673 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:44,302 I could eat you up in one bite, you get me? 674 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,766 So, how about you take my number then, babes, innit? 675 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,351 Sure. Why not? 676 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,598 - Yeah? - Yeah. 677 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:55,521 - Yeah? - Yes, all right. 678 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,815 I'm gonna give you my O2 number as well. 679 00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:01,189 cos sometimes I don't get reception on T-Mobile. 680 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,941 What's your BB, babes? 681 00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:07,287 - Oi, you, man, come. We kick, man. - What, now? Hold on, man! 682 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,701 Just hurry up, man. Don't worry, Yasmin. 683 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,166 I'm gonna pop round in a bit with some DVDs that actually work. 684 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,206 K, just drop them through the letterbox. 685 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,546 - Are you sure? - Definitely. 686 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,508 come on! 687 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:22,798 Move. 688 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,638 Why we kicking for, man? There was girls in there, man. 689 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,849 - We never get to jam with girls, man. - Shut up, T J, man. 690 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:30,514 - Nah, man, TJ's right, man. - Yeah? 691 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,353 Yeah, man was getting my groove on 692 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,313 and you had to come and mess it all up. 693 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,979 - Blud, Kesha weren't on you, man. - Wrong. 694 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,353 She asked for my number and my BB, blud. 695 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:41,821 - You don't know, blud. - I know she won't be calling you, blud. 696 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:44,566 - It's cos of you we had to kick. - What? 697 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,069 You sold my cousin's baby mum a dodgy DVD. 698 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,867 - Oh, my gosh. - I look out for her, innit? 699 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,411 We gotta go back to Lesoi's and burn her another one. 700 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,375 What? I can't believe this, man. 701 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,620 You're telling me I never got press tonight 702 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,667 cos you wanna go back and get a DVD? 703 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,542 It's more than just a DVD. It's called a principle, all right? 704 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,714 K, I feel you on that one. 705 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,385 Wasteman. 706 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,810 (Woman singing in Vietnamese) 707 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,575 (Doorbell rings) 708 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,210 (Doorbell rings) 709 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:40,080 (Dog barking) 710 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,759 (Speaks Vietnamese) 711 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,097 - Yes, Mum. - Go on. 712 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,261 come in, come in. come in, come in. 713 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,931 (Speaking Vietnamese) 714 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,529 come. 715 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,452 Hey, blud, check out my new track, man. 716 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,079 (Mimics Vietnamese singing) 717 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:31,010 (Speaks Vietnamese) 718 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,180 (Speaking Vietnamese) 719 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,975 Hey, man, what's wrong with you, man? 720 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,689 Why's man gotta slap me so hard for, man? 721 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,855 (Beeping) 722 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:47,359 What's wrong with your family, blud? 723 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,907 Your uncle's lucky man didn't bust a quick chop suey on him. 724 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,123 - Your problem, man... - Dah! 725 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,743 What's wrong with you, man? Here, roll up, G. 726 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,665 Yeah, boy. 727 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,039 - Marijuana! - Shorty, I rep BBK 728 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,541 - / Monday to Sunday I'm like BBK... - Hey, pass that, man. 729 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,761 / JME, Skepta, Wiley, Frisco, Maximum, yeah, that's BBK 730 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,552 / Add me to the mix, that's BBK can't forget Sam, that's BBK 731 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:17,303 / I see a lot of guys doin' this ting But none of them flex like BBK 732 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:24,810 / We need some more girls in here We need some more girls in here 733 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,561 / There's too many man Too many many man 734 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,940 / Too many man, too many many man Too many man, too many many man 735 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,907 / Too many man, too many many man 736 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:39,408 / We need some more girls in here We need some more girls in here 737 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,284 / There's too many man Too many many man 738 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:44,959 / Too many man, too many many man Too many man, too many many man 739 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:48,128 / Too many man Too many many man... 740 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,716 - No! - Yeah. 741 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:54,715 You were right, K, you are really good at this game. 742 00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:56,307 You must spend a lot of time playing, no? 743 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,301 That's what I'm saying, fam. That's five in a row. You get me? 744 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,929 I done told you man's a top boy out here, G. 745 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,351 I ain't even playing no more. I'm retired champion, blud. 746 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,940 Just play the game, man. 747 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,934 - Oh, shit. - What? 748 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,436 The DVD, blud. 749 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,814 Blud, she's sleeping, man. It's three in the morning. 750 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,862 - For real. come, we go round there. - She's sleeping, man. 751 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:16,361 - You don't know that, blud. - Fuck the DVD. 752 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,579 Just play the game. come, rematch, innit? 753 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,949 Fuck the game, man. You're shit anyway, man. 754 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,293 What? How am I shit, blud? You're just jammy, man. 755 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,789 Er...jam is something you put on toast and bread. What I have is called skill. 756 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,042 Now I'm saying come, we go link some girls, 757 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:31,793 and you wanna play "Street Fighter". 758 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,592 You're just pissed off, yeah, cos I keep beating you at your own game. 759 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:37,887 You think you're so nang at everything, gassing like you're some gangster. 760 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:41,477 But I can tell you for nothing now, you are not a gangster, fam. 761 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,268 You ain't got no P, no whip, no links, no girl. 762 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,394 The only thing you got is a pet hamster, and even he don't like you, blud. 763 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:56,493 You know, K, it is perfectly OK to just be yourself. 764 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,237 What? Shut up, man. 765 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,911 So Solid had lyrics about man like you. I'm on to you. 766 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,126 You are an official hater, blud. Me, I'm on big tings out here, G. 767 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:07,370 - What big tings, blud? - Bookie, man. 768 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:10,624 Big tings? You don't even work no more, blud. You don't shot. 769 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,675 The music ting flopped. What big tings? Delusion. That's what you're on. 770 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,139 Blud, man's only known the yoot for five minutes 771 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:21,100 and even he knows, be yourself, blud. 772 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,311 Try that. 773 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,304 Wasteman. 774 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,893 All right, cool. 775 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,521 Gone, innit? If that's what you man really think, I'm out of here. 776 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:37,526 - Prick. - Wake up, TJ! 777 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,994 (Man talking on TV) 778 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:52,291 (TV) 'ln the 1 990s, I joined a group of people called the Demon Drummers...' 779 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:57,342 I hope you're pleased with yourself. They took everything. 780 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,429 It's not Kenneth's fault, sweetie. 781 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,604 (Door slams) 782 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,984 What you throwing stones at my window for, blud? 783 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:02,360 - I wanna start shotting, blud. - What? It's four in the morning, man. 784 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,614 - Hear me out, innit, man? - Ah, look, K, I'm tired, man. 785 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,833 Blud, hear me out, fam. I got a little movement lined up, innit? 786 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:11,122 I got all my shots sorted. I know I can do this, man. 787 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:15,043 - I'm just asking for a little bit of help. - You know I can't help you, man. 788 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,292 Yeah, but your uncles can, though. 789 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,215 I just need a little skunk, innit? 790 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:22,430 Something to get me started, and then I'll be all right. 791 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,517 Don't let what Bookie said get to you. He was just vex about the game. 792 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:28,807 The bailiffs have taken all our shit. 793 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,147 I need to get some money together, and fast, man. 794 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,391 - I'm desperate out here, blud. - You're too bait, man. 795 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:35,860 No, I won't be, blud, I promise. I'll hold it down. I swear. 796 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:39,822 Blud, if it was my food, man might try and sort something out, blud. 797 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:44,160 But that's my uncle's skunk, blud. Man can't afford for that to go wrong. 798 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:47,997 That's way too risky. Family or no family, them man will kill me. 799 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,788 You're the only family I've got right now, blud. 800 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,087 Please, man. 801 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:03,095 come round tomorrow morning. Man'll try and sort something out then. 802 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:07,183 Ah, blud, I ain't gonna forget this, man. And don't worry, I won't smoke it all. 803 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,347 Nah, nah, nah, you don't smoke any of it, man. 804 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,222 And no bait moves. 805 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:19,984 The money's all there. Nice job, yeah? Bless. 806 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,871 (Sucks teeth) 807 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,366 We're becoming a fucking laughing stock. 808 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:40,633 Get up. This is my seat, rudeboy. My seat! Sitting in my seat! 809 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:43,252 Need to respect man out here. What you man saying? 810 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,722 - Nothing, man. Where you been? - I went clinic today, innit? 811 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:49,843 - clinic? You caught something? - Nah, blud. To draw girls, you fool! 812 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,891 I don't care what they tell you. You ain't gonna find no virgins in them clinics. 813 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:56,642 Best place to find a sket. Yeah. 814 00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,688 For real. 815 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:05,612 We can't have the word going around that we're going soft now, mate. 816 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:08,612 can we? You do know what I mean by that, don't you? 817 00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:10,329 There's nothing soft about me. 818 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:14,542 Hey, hey. Whose Bentley is that out there? 819 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:19,915 What fucking Bentley? What's he fucking talking about? 820 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:23,043 (/ Rap music playing) 821 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:31,259 Oi! Why is there a fucking Bentley parked outside? 822 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,431 Hey? Whose is it? 823 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,520 Whose car does that belong to? 824 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,439 Aah! 825 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:44,780 He asked a fucking question! Are you lot deaf as well as dumb? 826 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:48,401 Whose fucking car is it? 827 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,778 T ommy, put the knife away. 828 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,997 (Laughs) 829 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:59,625 Listen, I got youngers getting arrested left, right and fucking centre. 830 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,920 I got the fucking pigs on my dick like a fucking rash! 831 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:06,340 And you're going out and buying fucking Bentleys? 832 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:09,179 It's a fucking joke! 833 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:14,223 We're supposed to be keeping our shit inconspicuous. 834 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:18,314 This shit is gonna stop tonight. 835 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:22,981 I wanna know about every little fucking dealer selling on my streets! 836 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,650 All right, mate? 837 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:28,991 (Lily Allen) / So you wanna Be a gangster? T ell me just one thing 838 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,826 / What d'you know About being a hard man? 839 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,320 / Your mum buys your bling 840 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:35,823 / Your pocket's getting bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 841 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,825 / cos you haven't got it 842 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:40,374 / So you might as well quit 843 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,339 (Dizzee Rascal) / I'm moving, couldn't Be losing, nothing but a success 844 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,709 / Think I'm proving nothing To you half-weight wasters 845 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:49,007 / Standing there yap yap yapping On cruising 846 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,346 / Nobody dictates what I'm choosing 847 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,011 / Where I go What I do with my life, stupid 848 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,634 / And I hold my own, I'm rastic 849 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,601 / You better watch your tongue You spastic 850 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:58,642 / Allow it, you're not heartless 851 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,981 / Nothing but a lot of hot air You're harmless 852 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,021 / I keep getting my paper regardless 853 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,019 / You words don't phase me I'm marvellous 854 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,694 / Age 22, zero tolerance and I ain't got no time for the nonsense 855 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,033 / You wanna see me come to my concerts 856 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,244 / Or we can do it on stage With an audience 857 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:16,990 (Lily) / So you wanna be a gangster T ell me just one thing 858 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,866 / What you know About being a hard man? 859 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:20,368 / Your mum buys your bling 860 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,996 / Your pocket's getting bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 861 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:28,376 / cos you haven't got it So you might as well quit 862 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,673 (Dizzee) / Beef, straps, cuts, glory 863 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,387 / All these high bredders in the club Adore me 864 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,677 / I wish when I come through They ignore me 865 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,175 / I really can't deal With another war story 866 00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:38,394 / Bredders in my face With a fistful of paper 867 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,683 / Trying to make out They're a big moneymaker 868 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,647 / T alking all loud But I know, man, I'm a hustler 869 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:44,642 / I ain't got time, rudeboys, see you later 870 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:46,644 / And I can't forget these groupies following 871 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,396 / Front and rear and right there hollering 872 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,693 / Yeah, I know I shouldn't be complaining 873 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:52,782 / But these jezebels do my brain in 874 00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:54,527 (Lily) / I ain't no groupie Who you calling jezebel? 875 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,699 / Don't chat to me like I'm just any girl 876 00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:58,743 (Dizzee) / Allow, security Somebody move her 877 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,537 (Lily) / I don't wanna talk to you Anyway, loser 878 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:02,705 / So you wanna be a gangster 879 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,920 - / T ell me just one thing - / T ell me just one thing 880 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:08,416 / What you know about being A hard man? Your mum buys your bling 881 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:11,840 / Your pocket's getting bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 882 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:16,591 / cos you haven't got it So you might as well quit 883 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,558 - / That whip don't make you a big man - / Nah, mate 884 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:20,552 - / That chain don't make you a big man - / Nah, mate 885 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,600 / I know you think you're a big man - / What, mate? 886 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,564 / But really you're just a wasteman 887 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,433 - / That whip don't make you a big man - / Nah, mate 888 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,435 - / That chain don't make you a big man - / Nah, mate 889 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,233 - / I know you think you're a big man - / What, mate? 890 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,822 / But really you're just a wasteman / 891 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:37,616 Yeah. Enros, smell that. That is the smell of English money. 892 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,239 - TJ, go buy yourself a Magnum. - You get me. 893 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,287 What was you saying, blud? I'm a wasteman, yeah? 894 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,285 You've only been shotting for one day. 895 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:46,708 You're hardly Tony Montana, are you? 896 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:49,253 Don't hate, fam. All right, it's not a good look, man. 897 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:53,469 Yeah, don't hate, fam. It's not a good look, fam. How much you make? 898 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,464 Blud, I reckon there's at least L62 here, man, do you get me? 899 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,558 My mumsy is gonna be so happy, man. 900 00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:01,473 Man are saying I can't make P. 901 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,971 Are you stupid, blud? I told you, man. 902 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,770 - Man is on this ting! - Keep it down, man. 903 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,858 cool, G man. See a man like me, yeah? 904 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:11,149 Man a top shotter out here, blud! Look, watch this, yeah? 905 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,773 I'm gonna be Baiden. I'm gonna be Baiden. 906 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:17,276 - Then I'm gonna press them beanies. - Beanies. 907 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,779 I do this all day long. I do this all day long. 908 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,406 - Keep it down, man. - I do this all day long. 909 00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:24,750 Wagwon, fam-a-lam. 910 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,619 Shit. 911 00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:29,622 (Sniffing) I smell something. 912 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:33,091 Mm, I know that smell, blud. 913 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,836 If man's calculations is correct, that's the smell of piff, blud. 914 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:39,010 - Yeah, I had a little zoot earlier. - Don't take man for a mongoose, blud. 915 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,225 can't disrespect man's intelligence out here, rudeboy. 916 00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:43,594 Man's nose knows what it's smelling, innit? 917 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:46,564 - (Sniffs) You shotting piff, blud? - Nah, blud. 918 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:49,104 Oh, my days! Why you calling me blud for, blud? 919 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,817 Do me and you look the same? I don't think so. 920 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:53,983 You look like one kind of lndian blud to me. 921 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:57,658 I'm not even lndian, man. 922 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,662 - So, where's this weed, then, blud? - We ain't got no weed, man. 923 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:05,999 I smell porky pies, blud. Yep. Don't chat shit to me, blud. 924 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:08,540 couple man just told me you licked them a tens, innit? 925 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,913 I know these tings, blud. 926 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:14,713 Ha-ha-ha! Look, man, man just wants to cop a little ting off you. 927 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,961 - You get me, fam? - You got your own food, though. 928 00:50:17,097 --> 00:50:20,260 There's a drought, fam! Man can't get nothing still! 929 00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:23,972 - Aah! - come on, blud. 930 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,844 Mans bless out here, fam. 931 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:29,394 I just wanna get a little high tonight, man. 932 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:32,985 All right, all right, all right. cool, man. 933 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,398 - K, man. - I've got to, man. 934 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,989 Give me a fat juicy score ting, blud. 935 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,362 Which one did you want, blud? 936 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:49,452 - Hmm. Actually, all of it. - come on, man! 937 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:52,204 Oh, my God! Man's so unpredictable! 938 00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:54,627 Man said he wasn't gonna rob him, but man just turned around and robbed him! 939 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,423 Standard procedures! Oh, my days! Ha-ha-ha! 940 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:02,593 There's a lot of weed in there, innit, though, blud? 941 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,762 So, what, are you some kind of shotter now, blud? 942 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:07,056 - Think you're a badman now? - Nah, man, I just... 943 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:09,180 Damn right you're not a badboy, blud! Shit! 944 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,728 Now, true say, man didn't even want to rob you, man, today. 945 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:14,272 It's like you was asking for it! 946 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,270 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Shit. 947 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:19,740 - Man's gonna get so high tonight, blud. - Blud, I beg you allow it, man. 948 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:22,450 Oh, my days! You making communication with me, blud? 949 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:23,911 Like man knows me? 950 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,280 Man's gonna have to get jacked for that, blud. 951 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,999 Jackanory time! Next Hype! 952 00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:31,744 Allow it, man. 953 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:36,294 Ha! Bo! That's my little sister's christmas present sorted still! 954 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,669 Listen, I'd love to stay and jam, yeah, but I gotta do my mum's braids, OK? 955 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:44,469 Nah, blud. You need to be taking them creps off right about now, rudeboy. 956 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,140 - What, again? - Take the creps off, blud. 957 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,933 But they don't even fit you! 958 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,647 Little perseverance, man can squeeze into them still. 959 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,901 (Whimpers) 960 00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:10,120 - You're not gonna cry, are you, blud? - No! 961 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:12,834 T ell your mum safe for the creps, yeah? 962 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:18,166 Oh, this is emotional, man! 963 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,588 (Sobbing) 964 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,679 I'm telling my mum, man! 965 00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,805 - Who the fuck is this? - My name is Enrique Est... 966 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,178 - What have you got for Tyrone, blud? - Blud, allow him, man. 967 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:34,478 Did anyone ask for a chow mein chicken in black bean sauce? No. 968 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:38,899 So, why is Mr Egg Fried Rice getting involved in the situation for? Shit! 969 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:44,859 - What's that, blud? Is that your phone? - No, it's my journal. 970 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,828 Take it out. 971 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:56,333 Ha-ha-ha! Man's got a journal, blud! Ha-ha-ha! 972 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:59,127 - Allow man's journal, man. - Shut up, blud. 973 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:03,502 Yeah, blud! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 974 00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:07,006 This is now property of Tyrone. 975 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:10,509 A man takes what he wants out here, blud. Standard procedures. 976 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:14,184 - Bookie Ebegulu, pass me your phone. - Nah, blud! 977 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,558 What? Are you saying no to me, blud? 978 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,277 Hm? Is that what you're saying, blud? 979 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:28,076 See this, blud? What does that say, blud? 980 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,241 Hm? It says property of Tyrone. 981 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,330 Look at it, made in Tyrone. 982 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,575 I swear, blud, you're lucky your auntie knows my mum 983 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:37,795 or man would've stripped them jeans off you right about now, fam. 984 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:39,959 No homo. 985 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,636 Let man know if you want some weed, innit? 986 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,347 Man's got the piff, blud! Ha-ha-ha! 987 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:52,764 Man's tremendous out here, blud! Standard procedures! 988 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:55,763 Man's intelligence has no limits, blud! 989 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:58,060 (Manic laughing) 990 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,188 - I hate that guy, man. - I knew this would happen, man. 991 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:07,282 - Don't worry, I'm gonna sort this out. - How you gonna do that, blud? 992 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,153 - I dunno. - You're a wasteman, blud! 993 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,701 Realise how much trouble I'm in, blud? I told you. 994 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,074 I warned you not to be so bait, man, but you just never listen. 995 00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,166 - cos he's a wasteman. - This ain't my fault. 996 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,378 It is your fault, man. It's always your fault. 997 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,464 - You're too fucking bait. - 1 00 per cent waste. 998 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:25,676 Why did you bring all that food out with you? And why you licking shots? 999 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:28,295 Tyrone was right. It's like you wanted him to rob you. 1000 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,797 Nah, man, I just didn't think. 1001 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,094 That's your problem, K. You never think, man. 1002 00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:35,936 All of us, man, got robbed cos of you. Fuck, man! 1003 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:39,181 My uncles are gonna kill me. But that's not your problem, is it? 1004 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:43,436 On top of that, I lost my PSP. This is fucking dead, man. 1005 00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:46,314 I'm going home, man. 1006 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,066 - Don't call me no more, K. - But, Bookie, I will get your stuff back! 1007 00:54:49,203 --> 00:54:51,489 - Whatever, blud! - I will! 1008 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,158 I defended you, blud. 1009 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:57,408 Even though everyone I know warned me not to hang around with you. 1010 00:54:57,544 --> 00:55:01,162 You know what? Bookie's right, blud. Your whole life's one big joke, man. 1011 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:05,632 You try and bring next man down with you. I ain't in it no more, K. 1012 00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:08,509 Lesoi, seriously, I'm sorry, man. 1013 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,722 No, "sorry" don't cut it this time, blud. 1014 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,886 Lesoi! 1015 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,937 You're still jamming out for a bit, yeah? 1016 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:22,024 I think I should probably go home. 1017 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,985 I promised Patricia I would be home early. 1018 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,650 - Goodbye, K. - Yeah. 1019 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:37,872 (/ DlZZEE RAScAL: "cut 'Em Off") 1020 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:43,917 / I socialise in a crucial situation 1021 00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:47,712 / I socialise in a crucial situation I cut 'em off 1022 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:53,385 / Review the situation Take part, take over 1023 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:56,259 - / Review the situation - / Socialise, just cut 'em off 1024 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,558 / Review the situation T ake part, take over 1025 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:02,272 / My name is Rasket, listen to my flow 1026 00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:04,733 / I socialise in Hackney or Bow 1027 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:07,820 / I wear my trousers ridiculously low 1028 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:10,405 / I love females, money and creps 1029 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:13,276 / I'm kind of streetwise I think that you should know 1030 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:16,700 / You're not a badboy You're puttin' on a show 1031 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:20,700 / Review the situation and nothing else I cut 'em off... 1032 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:22,872 (Door shuts) 1033 00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:28,507 I can't afford for you not to be working. Do you understand? 1034 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:31,877 You either get a job or you move out. 1035 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,632 / Review the situation 1036 00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:38,008 / cut 'em off 1037 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:40,181 / We cut 'em off, we cut 'em off 1038 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,179 / We cut 'em off... 1039 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:45,440 (Radio) 'What's happening? It's your favourite troublemakers of radio. 1040 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,981 'That's right, it's us, Ace and Biz. 1041 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:50,525 'l was out a little bit earlier on, Biz. 1042 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:54,775 'Like, I've just seen an abundance of women with fake Ugg boots on. 1043 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:57,574 'What is that? Like the Ugg boots are leaning to the side. 1044 00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,196 'Like this is not looking good. 1045 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,790 'What is going on with the fake Ugg boots situation?' 1046 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:05,662 'l don't know why you're lying to everybody. You wear Ugg boots.' 1047 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:08,413 (Message) 'Shabba denaya! This is T J's phone! 1048 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:11,132 'Please leave a message after the tone! Shut up!' 1049 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,923 (Radio) 'I've only been wearing 'em on the weekends...' 1050 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,977 Oi! K Laimsbury's, you pussy! 1051 00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:44,875 (Radio) '...talk about anything you want, we got loads of songs to play, 1052 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,994 'loads of hot tracks...' 1053 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,961 Aargh! 1054 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:51,631 (Bookie) 'You are not a gangster! 1055 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,923 'You ain't got no P, no whip, no links, no girl! 1056 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,843 'The only thing you got is a pet hamster, and even he don't like you, blud.' 1057 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,594 (Pauline) 'Waste of bloody space.' (Lily) 'You can't Mc, fool!' 1058 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,845 (Shopkeeper) 'You are the dickhead!' (Yasmin)'What's the matter with you?' 1059 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,938 (Lesoi) 'It's always your fault. You're too fucking bait.' 1060 00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:08,477 (Bookie) '1 00 per cent waste.' 1061 00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:10,441 (Tyrone) 'You can't draw girls, blud. 1062 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:14,483 'Listen, come to mine Friday about 1 2, yeah?' 1063 00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:38,007 Heh-heh-heh! Next Hype! 1064 00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:43,140 (Low chatter) 1065 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:45,886 - Don't talk shit, blud. - I'm hungry still. 1066 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,981 - What's that smell, man? - Smells like shit, man. 1067 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,441 Shit. 1068 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,360 (/ Music playing) 1069 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:04,909 Listen, man's gonna go bathroom and freshen up. 1070 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,374 Go wait for me in the front room. 1071 00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:11,119 Mm! Hm! 1072 00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:15,875 Don't be too long, my little Mike Tyson. Mm! 1073 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:36,149 / champion lover, no ease up tonight 1074 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:40,900 / champion lover Gonna make you feel all right 1075 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:44,620 / They call me Mr Loverman They call me Mr Lover 1076 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,363 / Mr Loverman... 1077 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,502 / Mr Loverman, they call me Mr Lover 1078 00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:55,748 / Because a woman take a trip She coming from England 1079 00:59:55,884 --> 00:59:58,591 / T o satisfy her soul you know Say she want a man... 1080 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,633 Yes! Who's on the throne? Tyrone. 1081 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:18,020 / champion lover Gonna make you feel all right 1082 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,646 / Whoa... 1083 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,577 / Say she want a man 1084 01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:28,287 / Talking to her and she respond 1085 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,203 / She tell me say she handle man like a boomerang... 1086 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,668 (Tyrone) Who's on the throne? Tyrone. 1087 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:38,666 Yes, man, man went to powder his nose and is ready to do this. 1088 01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:41,544 - Hm-hm! You ready for this? - Ooh! Yeah. 1089 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,298 Yes? You're ready? You ain't see nothing yet, trust me. 1090 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:48,015 Man is this! Go on, touch it, touch it. Yes, man. 1091 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,761 - Oh, my days! - I know this. Yes, muscles, baby. 1092 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,855 You see this? You see this? Uh! Uh! 1093 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,394 Go on, take this, take this. 1094 01:00:57,821 --> 01:01:00,528 (Tyrone) Yes! Oh, yes, man! 1095 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,740 (Grunting) 1096 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,865 - Why are you so sexy? - Man's on the throne. 1097 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,863 I want you to fuck me good, baby. 1098 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,616 Man's gonna give it to you nice and slow. 1099 01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:20,294 (Tyrone) Man's on this ting! On this ting! 1100 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:23,169 (Grunting and yelping) 1101 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,191 (Mobile phone buzzing) 1102 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:55,080 Oh, yeah. Mm! For the best effect, man has to use his tongue. 1103 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,248 (Growling) 1104 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:14,511 (Maria) Let's go to the bedroom, baby. 1105 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:16,934 (Tyrone) Yeah, man's gonna fuck you in every room. 1106 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,648 Shit. 1107 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:22,736 (Tyrone) Oi, take them shoes off. Let me see those toes. 1108 01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:25,071 (Maria) Oh! Yeah! 1109 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,655 Oh, yeah! 1110 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:33,325 Oh, baby! 1111 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:39,461 - Yes, baby. Man loves his toes. - That feels good! Oh! 1112 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,178 Lesoi, what's up, man? 1113 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:55,643 Nah, listen, man. Just listen, all right? Don't stress, fam. 1114 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,683 I got all your shit back. Yeah, all of it. 1115 01:02:57,816 --> 01:02:59,147 Look, get them, man, 1116 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,109 and meet me at the back of the dustbins in ten minutes. 1117 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,444 Yeah. I'll tell you when I get there. Bless. 1118 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,002 What you doing here, blud? 1119 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,248 - Yes, baby. Yes, baby. Your time. - Mm, yeah. 1120 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,966 Your time, you get me? 1121 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:30,804 Man's gonna lick you everywhere, and I mean everywhere. 1122 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:33,924 Oh, yeah, baby. 1123 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,387 Man got this here for a reason. Yes, baby. 1124 01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:41,606 See this tongue right here? 1125 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:43,600 I got special powers. 1126 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,693 You hear me? Huh? Huh? 1127 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,404 - Let's do this! - Yes. Yeah. Yes! 1128 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,023 - Yeah? - Aaargh! 1129 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,446 Ain't your lucky day. You're gonna get murked. 1130 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,365 - What you doing in this block? - checking my boy. 1131 01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:56,954 What boy, blud? You can't be checking no boy, blud! 1132 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,199 - This ain't your block. - It ain't your block, fam. 1133 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,076 - I'm sorry, man. - Nah, blud! 1134 01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:03,828 Think you can just come in man's block like you're the postman? 1135 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:06,832 You need to get a satnav, cos you turned the wrong way. 1136 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:09,801 - I'll just go back to my block. - Nah, blud! Too late. 1137 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,385 You need to learn. 1138 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,470 - Man's gonna teach you, blud. - Please, man. 1139 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,683 - Shut up, blud! I'm gonna shank you! - Don't shank me. 1140 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:20,053 - Hey, T, shank him. - Why do I have to shank him? 1141 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,852 Oi, listen. I shanked Martin and Aron, blud. It's your turn. 1142 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,474 - Fuck it. - Ah, please, man. 1143 01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:27,068 I think I'm gonna enjoy this one still. It's over, blud. 1144 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,277 - I beg you. - Shank him. 1145 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:29,771 - Please, fam. - Just shank him. 1146 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,775 - Allow me, blud. Allow me, man. - What? 1147 01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:35,118 - What did you just say? - I didn't say nothing. 1148 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,077 - Say it again! - Shank him, man. 1149 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,448 - No, say it again, blud! - I didn't say nothing, man! 1150 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:42,200 - Just shank him, man! - Hold up! Say it again, blud! 1151 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,123 I swear I didn't say nothing. I said allow me, man. 1152 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:47,247 Yeah, that! What do you know about that tune, blud? 1153 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,545 - Huh? - Hey, shank him, man! 1154 01:04:49,677 --> 01:04:51,588 Wait up! What you know about that tune, blud? 1155 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:54,679 You know what you said! You know! Allow me, allow me! 1156 01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,555 "Feel The Pain". 1157 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:01,473 Yeah, that's me, blud. 1158 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:05,269 What? Oh, my days! "Feel The Pain". 1159 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:08,439 - Pass me the knife. I'll shank this fool. - No, man, it's him, blud! 1160 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,232 - Who? - The "Feel The Pain" yoot. 1161 01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:12,447 "Feel The Pain". 1162 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:14,941 Oh, yeah! What, is that him? 1163 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:18,115 It's him, blud. I thought I recognised him from the poster. 1164 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,534 Hey, blud, I bought your mix tape. It was big, blud. Big. 1165 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,828 I love track number seven, the "allow me, allow me" track. 1166 01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:25,748 The whole "Feel The Pain" mix tape was kinda sick still. 1167 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,464 - When you dropping the next one? - I swear, I love that track, man. 1168 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:32,459 - Allow me, allow me. Remember it? - Watch, fam. 1169 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,131 / Allow me, allow me 1170 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:36,255 - / certain man get rowdy - / Rowdy 1171 01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:38,177 / Allow me, allow me certain man get rowdy 1172 01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:40,550 - / Rowdy - / Ah! chh! Mm! 1173 01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:42,143 - / And I said feel the pain - / Whoa! 1174 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:44,308 - / And I said feel the pain - Mm! Shh! 1175 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,979 / I said feel the pain, I said feel the... 1176 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,818 - Allow it, man, allow it. - I do love that track though, blud. 1177 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,404 - So, can I go, then? - Boy, I don't know, fam! 1178 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:57,276 Will you be dropping the music video for that track, yeah? 1179 01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:00,279 - Probably still. - Well, holler us, man, then, innit? 1180 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,406 Will do. 1181 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:08,162 Make sure you do, you know! 1182 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:10,664 But I do love that track, though, blud, big. 1183 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,461 Safe. 1184 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,003 That boy's reppin' for the manor, you know. 1185 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,051 Inspirational. 1186 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:25,308 Ah, man! Move out of my way, you little boy man! cha! 1187 01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:30,142 Yeah, Tasha's getting pressed tonight! What? 1188 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,234 Move out my way, man! Move! 1189 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:34,228 Move, man, with your mash-up dreads! 1190 01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,526 - You can't go up there. - Trying to touch me? 1191 01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:38,615 - Want me to box you down? - You can't go up there. 1192 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:40,952 Take your hands off me! Want me to box you down again? 1193 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,196 - No, no, no! - Big fatty boom boom. 1194 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,698 (Laughter) 1195 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:48,452 Fatty boom boom! I ain't heard that word in time. 1196 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:52,376 Oh, faster. Oh, faster. 1197 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,467 Oh, go faster, baby. 1198 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:57,961 - I know you like this, baby. - Yeah. 1199 01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,928 - Man go deeper than this. - Yeah. 1200 01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:01,844 Standard procedures, I do this. 1201 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:05,560 You better gnaw yourself, little boy, and get your head down. 1202 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,187 (Moaning) 1203 01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:17,735 Oh! Yeah. Oh, faster. 1204 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,404 What the fuck is this, though? 1205 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,243 (Maria) Who's she? 1206 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:25,455 - Oh, my days! Who the fuck are you? - Listen, babes! 1207 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,414 Don't be babesing me! 1208 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,910 You text me, told me come over! I just got a baby-sitter! 1209 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,038 I wear my new outfit! I've got to take this back tomorrow! 1210 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:35,165 - I never text you! - This your idea of a joke? 1211 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:38,213 Listen, listen, babes! Man can explain, innit? 1212 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,429 - Yeah, yeah! Explain this, yeah? - Aaargh! 1213 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:43,890 That's why your gang didn't want me to come up, yeah? 1214 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:48,728 Man's tried to play me, innit? Man tried to take me for some kinda idiot, yeah? 1215 01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:51,848 Listen, listen, listen! Listen, babes! Listen, OK? 1216 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:55,523 What you think you're seeing right now, you're not really seeing. 1217 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:57,941 No, no! It's an illusion! 1218 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,656 - Bludclot, illusion! - No, no! No, no! 1219 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:02,321 I didn't know he had a girl! 1220 01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:05,286 Yeah, right, Butters! Where you going, though? 1221 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,827 You bitch, you! 1222 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:13,621 You better know yourself. Sket! What? You want to play me? 1223 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:16,668 Again? I'm telling you, you are fucked! 1224 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:19,133 Why you getting so vexed for, though? 1225 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:22,049 Vexed? I ain't vexed. You wanna see vexed? 1226 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:24,342 You really want to see vexed, yeah? 1227 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,887 That's my lolly, though! You bought that for me! 1228 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:30,262 - Shut up, dickhead man! - Don't take my lolly! 1229 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:33,640 - What? For eating out her pussy? - No, I wasn't eating her! 1230 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,767 Man was having a little lick, you get me? 1231 01:08:35,903 --> 01:08:38,110 Boy, you're gonna know about licks, trust! 1232 01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:42,323 - I'm telling my brother about this shit! - No! Please don't tell your brother! 1233 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:45,660 You want a lolly slap? Get your hands off me! Move, Bob Marley! 1234 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,699 Out my way, you big idiot! 1235 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:51,666 I swear you just come out of pen, blud. Why you so greasy, blud? 1236 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,160 Blud, it's not baby oil, it's cocoa butter! 1237 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:57,289 Tasha! No! Please, please! Please, no! 1238 01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:03,169 Baby, please! Let's talk about this! Think of the yoot! 1239 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:06,594 You flopped. You know that? You're gonna get so fucked up! 1240 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:10,184 - I'm gonna laugh, boy! Ha! - No, please, Tash! I beg you! 1241 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:13,555 You should've thought about that, star! You're dead, rudeboy! Dead! 1242 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,728 No, no! Please! I beg you, not my baby! No! 1243 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,691 - (All groan) - Don't fuck with me! Pussyclot! 1244 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,735 I can't believe you just done that to a man's car. 1245 01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,699 This ain't over, Tyrone! 1246 01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:30,197 How could you do that, man? You break a man's heart. 1247 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:35,043 And by the way, learn to speak, you spasticated pussy-eating prick! 1248 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,332 (Muffled laughter) 1249 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:41,708 Man's not spastimacated, you know. It's just a speech impediment. 1250 01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:47,381 Oh, my days, blud! You got my crep back, fam! 1251 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:51,055 Yeah! Blud, I love you, blud! come here! 1252 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:54,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't kiss me, all right? 1253 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,768 Here, En. Here's your lyric book. 1254 01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:59,768 My journal. Thank you, K. 1255 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:01,610 Minor. 1256 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:03,320 And Lesoi... 1257 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:08,026 - This is for you. - Safe. 1258 01:10:08,162 --> 01:10:11,450 You were right. I shouldn't have got myself involved in this shit. 1259 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:14,745 - No! You don't say! - Look, Bookie, I'm sorry, man. 1260 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,413 How did you get all our stuff back? 1261 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,162 I just climbed in Tyrone's yard. I just took it, innit? 1262 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:22,790 And you know what? And that's not all I took. 1263 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:26,802 Someone's been in my fucking yard. I don't fucking believe this. 1264 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:30,014 My fucking money. Hey, you, man! Keep looking. 1265 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:33,180 - Why is there a chick on the floor? - Fuck her! 1266 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:36,179 - Well, I wouldn't mind still. - Don't know, fam. 1267 01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:40,233 - Hey, your phone's in the drawer, blud. - What? 1268 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:46,614 What? "Home alone with no clothes on"? Man never sent this shit! 1269 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,699 Boss, I swear it wasn't me. 1270 01:10:48,828 --> 01:10:53,572 Listen, any of you man see anyone coming in and out of this block? 1271 01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:58,456 - Well? - That K yoot still. 1272 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:02,877 Kenneth? You let Kenneth in the building? 1273 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:05,000 Oh, shit. 1274 01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:12,219 My shit's been taken. 1275 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:15,388 Kenneth. Fucking Kenneth! 1276 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:19,389 Kenneth! Where are you? You're dead, you hear me? You're fucking dead! 1277 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:21,607 Mr Postman, have you seen that yoot Kenneth? 1278 01:11:21,736 --> 01:11:25,228 - Nah, mate. - Oh! Take man's fucking money! 1279 01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:28,948 Blud, he's an Mc. He ain't gonna take your money, G. He makes Ps, blud. 1280 01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:32,193 Shut up, man! How you let man just leave with my shit? 1281 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:35,538 - Told you we shoulda shanked him. - You're dead, Kenneth! 1282 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:38,499 You hear me? Fucking dead, blud! 1283 01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:41,665 Where are you, blud? I'm not ramping with you, blud! 1284 01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:45,086 Man's on this ting! I'm a Goon for life! You hear that, blud? 1285 01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:49,552 come out now, blud, or man's gonna come to your mum's yard! 1286 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,296 - He sounds vex, boy. - He's gonna kill me, man. 1287 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:56,017 What you expect? You should've known that when you climbed in his yard. 1288 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,682 How you take his P, blud? You best give it back. 1289 01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,680 I can't. My mum needs that money, man. 1290 01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:04,230 Man's gonna lick those straps in your mum's yard! Yo, pussy hole! 1291 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,354 I appreciate you getting my stuff back. But Bookie's right, man. 1292 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:09,902 - I ain't trying to fuck with Tyrone. - Please, man. 1293 01:12:10,034 --> 01:12:12,366 - Kill him, ya... - No, TJ! 1294 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:14,781 K's gotta handle this one himself. 1295 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:17,030 Move, little pussy boys! 1296 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,703 Huh? Yo, Kenneth! 1297 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,542 You wanted to be the big man. 1298 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:25,129 There you go, blud, be the big man! come, we kick. 1299 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:29,797 In approximately ten minutes, blud, your life is done! You hear that, blud? 1300 01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:34,013 On a scale of one to ten, you're ten! That's deader than dead, blud! 1301 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,677 come, Enrique, man. 1302 01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:38,677 - Sorry, K. - (Tyrone) I confiscate your life, rudeboy! 1303 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,553 Huh? Pussy hole! 1304 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,397 What the fuck you man looking at? Huh? 1305 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:47,314 Man's going to execute your family, blud! Huh? 1306 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:52,406 Your dad, your mother, your little sister, and that little pussy hamster of yours! 1307 01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,617 Fight like a man, you pussy! Huh? 1308 01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:56,906 Let's do this right, rudeboy! 1309 01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:03,960 Yeah! Fight like a man! You hear me, fam? 1310 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:08,422 I'm on this ting! You see me, yeah? I can do this for nine to five, blud! 1311 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:19,342 - Oi, pussy hole! come here! - Aargh! 1312 01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:21,434 - Where's your pussyboy boyfriend? - I don't know! 1313 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:22,929 - Where is he? - I don't know! 1314 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:26,398 Don't insult man's superior intellect here, blud! 1315 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,356 There's K. 1316 01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,982 Looking for me, blud? Yeah, what you saying, fam? 1317 01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:37,076 - Ha-ha! Are you serious, blud? - K! 1318 01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:39,616 What, you rolling with a strap? Are you delusional? 1319 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,582 Is you gone crazy, blud? Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1320 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,747 - Huh? - Don't ever threaten my mum, blud. 1321 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:49,793 Oh, my days! Ha-ha! Man's on some movie out here, blud! 1322 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,087 What, you think you're some kind of bad man? 1323 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:54,210 What, are you Mr Dick Tracy out here, blud? 1324 01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,963 Is that one of your dad's little toys over there, blud? 1325 01:13:57,099 --> 01:14:01,138 come on, then, blud! come on! Huh? I dare you to, blud. come on. 1326 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:04,433 Either you're trying to kill me or piss man off. So, which one is it, blud? 1327 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:08,558 cos right about now man's getting emotional still! Fuck it! 1328 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:11,276 - Aargh! Aargh! - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1329 01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:13,566 Ah? You messed up, Kenneth. 1330 01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:15,815 Hm? Messed up big time. 1331 01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:19,695 Little Kenneth, yeah? Rolling around with a strap. 1332 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:23,618 Ha! Man's got to laugh at that one. Ha-ha-ha! 1333 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:25,958 - (Gunshots) - That's how you bang a strap! 1334 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:29,537 Fucking dickhead. 1335 01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:34,334 I'm the only Dick Tracy out here, blud! Yeah! 1336 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,006 (Growls) 1337 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:38,675 Pulling a strap on me, blud? Huh? 1338 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:43,097 coming into my yard, blud? Huh? Taking my shit, yeah? 1339 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:46,437 You pussy, blud! I told you, blud! 1340 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:49,398 I am on the throne! Me! Tyrone! 1341 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:55,650 Nah, blud. 1342 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:01,862 He's going to kill him. We have to help him. Look, K needs our help. 1343 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:07,666 Boy, he didn't back me last time. 1344 01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:10,832 K all ran away. At least I'm here watching. 1345 01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:15,508 You fucked with the wrong guy, blud. 1346 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:20,012 Nah. Nah, blud. 1347 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:26,184 Say goodbye, Kenneth. 1348 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:32,187 Just leave him alone, OK? 1349 01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:36,562 He cannot take it! You've made your point! You're gonna kill him! 1350 01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,985 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1351 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:42,576 You're right, you're right. Man took it too far, innit? 1352 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,661 I stop. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. 1353 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:47,031 You're right, man took it too far. Too far. 1354 01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:51,749 Always the white boy trying be the hero! Well, not today, rudeboy. 1355 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,712 I'm the only Zorro in town! 1356 01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:58,460 come here! Huh? Huh? You see this? You see this here? 1357 01:15:58,596 --> 01:16:02,930 This is what you get! I run these endz, yeah? 1358 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:05,550 Where the fuck you going, blud? 1359 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:09,679 Take a man for a fucking pussy! Huh? Huh? 1360 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:13,933 Everybody see this? What you gonna say now? 1361 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,732 (Voices echoing) 1362 01:16:16,864 --> 01:16:19,731 Where you going, blud? Fuck off! 1363 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:24,610 I knock any one, any of you! You hear me? 1364 01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:28,114 I'm like the fucking council out here! Yeah, I'll tax you, blud! 1365 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:32,789 What? You can't say shit to me! I told ya, I'm Tyrone! 1366 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,038 On the fucking throne! Me! 1367 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:39,296 - Fuck you. - Aargh! 1368 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:43,254 Fuck him up! 1369 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,843 Go on, K! Fuck him up! 1370 01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:49,718 Fuck you! 1371 01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,643 Bust him open! 1372 01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:02,198 Getting the job done! 1373 01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:09,747 (crowd groans) 1374 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:24,173 All right, all right. 1375 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:26,638 Look at your face, fam. 1376 01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:39,442 come on, we go home. 1377 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,577 No more games, blud. 1378 01:17:56,714 --> 01:17:58,921 Playtime's over. 1379 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:04,835 Please. 1380 01:18:09,977 --> 01:18:12,434 Oi! 1381 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:17,064 What the fuck is this? What the fuck do you think you're doing? 1382 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:20,651 - What are you doing here, man? - Fuck you doing with my gun? 1383 01:18:21,989 --> 01:18:24,150 What the fuck are you doing? Hey? 1384 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:27,070 I can explain. I can explain. I can explain. 1385 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,910 What happen was, it was... 1386 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,746 It was K. It was him. It was K. 1387 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:36,083 - Who the fuck's K? - This here over here is him. Him. 1388 01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:40,712 It weren't. 1389 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:43,503 - You like pointing guns at little boys? - No. 1390 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,423 Eh, Tyrone? Makes you feel like a big man, does it? 1391 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:49,843 Nah, man's not a big man. No, no, no, don't do that. 1392 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:51,385 How about I point this gun at you? 1393 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:56,057 How about I put this fucking gun at your fucking little bludclot? Eh? 1394 01:18:56,190 --> 01:19:00,103 Please. No, please. I beg you. I beg you. Please don't do this. 1395 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,397 Get up, you little bludclot! Get up! 1396 01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:10,776 come on, man. come on, man. 1397 01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:15,122 I had babymama stress. I had a lot of stress with my babymama. 1398 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:19,210 - Fucking up on my patch! - Man, I wasn't thinking straight. 1399 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,875 I'm fucking tired of your shit. I'm tired of your fucking shit. 1400 01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:24,794 You always fuck it up! Hey? 1401 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,431 - What the fuck? - (Laughter) 1402 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:41,811 You fucking little bludclot. 1403 01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,770 What the fuck is that? 1404 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:00,830 You dirty little fucker. 1405 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:06,127 Next time, you don't play with guns. 1406 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,214 Especially not mine! All right? 1407 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:10,961 No. 1408 01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:18,518 This little prick won't be bothering you again. 1409 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:24,062 But if he does try and trouble you or any of your friends, 1410 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:26,150 you come and see me or Tommy. 1411 01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:29,488 - Yes? - Yeah. 1412 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:31,481 And that goes for everyone! 1413 01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:35,952 Any trouble around here, you let me know about it! All right? 1414 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:40,829 Things are gonna quieten down around here! 1415 01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:43,293 You little bludclot, you! 1416 01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:47,999 (Spits) come on, Tommy, let's go. 1417 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:50,801 (Groaning) 1418 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:57,387 (Tyrone) You, man. 1419 01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:01,228 You, man. Ah, man! 1420 01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:04,520 We gotta get some chicken and chips, man. I'm hungry. 1421 01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:07,313 Goons for life, yeah? 1422 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:09,687 I found him eating out her pussy. He don't do that for me. 1423 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:13,190 He don't go down on me. Disrespect your sis, man, bruv! 1424 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:15,909 He's trying to disrespect me! Which means he's disrespecting you! 1425 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:19,747 I'm gonna brock him up! Tyrone is a fucking dead man running! 1426 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:25,211 You're a wasteman, blud! You can't do nothing! 1427 01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:28,206 That's how we roll! That's how we roll, blud! 1428 01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:31,459 I'm gonna bang him like a fucking pussy! Watch! 1429 01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:35,508 Oi! I warned you not to fuck with my family! You fucking prick! 1430 01:21:35,641 --> 01:21:39,099 - I'm gonna fuck you up, you prick! - Oh, no, please! 1431 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:42,595 Keep fucking running! I'll fucking teach you, you motherfucker! 1432 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:45,097 (Screaming) 1433 01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:47,725 Bastard. Yeah, you keep running, blud! 1434 01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,773 Wait till I get my hands on you, prick! 1435 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,739 come here. come here. 1436 01:21:56,495 --> 01:22:00,113 - (Father) Is that you, Kenneth? - Yeah. 1437 01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:02,365 (TV in background) 1438 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,855 (coughs) 1439 01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:43,159 / One, two, three, four Get with the wicked 1440 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:46,500 / can I get a... Woo woo chicks get with it, can I get a... 1441 01:22:46,628 --> 01:22:49,791 / Fellas, you know, RB runs the show... 1442 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:53,586 Well, well, well. 1443 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:56,335 How we finding our first day back, Kenneth? 1444 01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,009 I'm not one to rub salt in the wounds, 1445 01:22:59,141 --> 01:23:02,804 and judging by your face, you did not put your hands up, you took the licks. 1446 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:06,394 But I take it your "big tings" didn't really go according to plan, 1447 01:23:06,523 --> 01:23:09,014 and now we find ourselves here again. 1448 01:23:09,151 --> 01:23:11,608 You on the phone, pleading for your job back. 1449 01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:16,026 "Please! Please, please can I have my job back?" 1450 01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:18,615 "Who is this?" "Please can I have my job back, Russell?" 1451 01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:20,905 - I appreciate it. - I hope so. 1452 01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:24,530 I hope you appreciate it, because it wasn't easy by any means. 1453 01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:26,702 Not many managers would be so flexible. 1454 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:30,168 - I know, man. I appreciate it. - Oh, I hope so! 1455 01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:34,415 You're lucky that I am store manager and not colin from Wood Green, 1456 01:23:34,551 --> 01:23:36,633 because he wouldn't put up with this type of thing. 1457 01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:40,880 - I really do appreciate it. - Mm, good! Good, good, good. 1458 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,631 Turn the music up! 1459 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:45,931 You know, we're really proud of you, darling. 1460 01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:48,930 Ah, thanks, Mum. 1461 01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:51,523 Buy one, get one free. 1462 01:23:56,156 --> 01:23:59,068 - What's going on, blud? - Yeah, it was all right, man. 1463 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,408 I can't believe you come back here, man. 1464 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,698 - This is anything, G. - Done the right thing. 1465 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:05,286 This don't make sense. 1466 01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:09,078 For the first time in our lives, we've actually got some power in the road. 1467 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,669 Instead of taking advantage of this shit, my man's here stacking shelves. 1468 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,459 Idiot ting man. 1469 01:24:14,591 --> 01:24:16,502 - Why you always gassing for? - Ain't a gas ting. 1470 01:24:16,635 --> 01:24:21,004 Ain't idiot. Real talk. K, I say you do the right thing. 1471 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,972 Talk to Mike and get a nigga paid out here, dawg. 1472 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:26,592 I need to make some P. Down wit da boys! 1473 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:29,891 Ain't you learnt nothing, blud? I ain't even on this hype no more. 1474 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:33,106 - What about the music ting, blud? - That's not me, man. 1475 01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:35,601 - And Laimsbury's is, yeah? - For now, yeah. 1476 01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,523 You gotta know who you are, blud. 1477 01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:40,614 There comes a time when man's gotta wake up and smell the coffee. 1478 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:43,028 This road ting ain't getting man nowhere. 1479 01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:45,652 I'm on a different ting now, blud. I'm choosing life. 1480 01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:47,780 See, it's about enlightenment. 1481 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:51,955 Enlighten-what? My man thinks he's Gandhi now, blud. 1482 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:54,248 - Who's Gandhi, blud? - Aye, my days! 1483 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:57,214 You are such an idiot. He is such an idiot. I swear it down. 1484 01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,333 Listen, man. I ain't trying to preach, yeah? 1485 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:03,428 I'm just saying life is about choices. And you gotta make the right ones. 1486 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:06,264 Nah, you ain't gonna see K on a hype no more, man. 1487 01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,759 I'm telling you, blud, it's a new day, a new start. 1488 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:11,261 I'm gonna flip it. See me? 1489 01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:13,639 - I've seriously changed, man. - Whatever, blud. 1490 01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:16,642 I'm serious, man. I'm a changed man out here, blud. 1491 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:20,362 Dickhead! I like Fruitellas! I take what I want! Fuck off, prick! 1492 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,981 / You wake up and suddenly... 1493 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,279 What? What you looking at? 1494 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:30,202 / You're in love 1495 01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:35,040 / Ooh 1496 01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:39,461 / Ooh / 1497 01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:44,678 / check out my new whip check out my glasses 1498 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:48,298 / If anybody axses, I'm providing 'em 1499 01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:51,518 / Got a black mugarias and I got a small army 1500 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,137 / Which move mountains like Mugabe 1501 01:25:53,273 --> 01:25:55,855 - / That's why we blow - / Hard, hard, hard, hard 1502 01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:59,818 - / Hard, hard, hard, hard - / come on 1503 01:25:59,946 --> 01:26:02,062 / come on, everybody, go hard... 1504 01:26:07,913 --> 01:26:09,369 I don't fucking believe it. 1505 01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,409 - They went and paid. - Who? 1506 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:15,534 Them O'Sullivan bastards, they went and paid. They never fucking pay. 1507 01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:17,753 Never saw that one coming, T el. 1508 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:22,215 Oh, well, onwards and upwards, Darren. Who's next on the list? 1509 01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:28,218 - A Miss Mandanga Foofoo, flat 42. - So, what are we waiting for, Dal? 1510 01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:30,215 Let's go and see Miss Mandanga Foofoo! 1511 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,640 / Hard, hard, hard, hard, hard... 1512 01:26:33,772 --> 01:26:36,639 / I'm going 1513 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:38,766 / Yo, I'm doing it, I'm doing it I keep doing it 1514 01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:40,813 / Your daughter's glued to it 1515 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:42,311 / can't play all this, I play fluid 1516 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:44,153 / You can't stop ads Who are you in it? 1517 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,863 / See the game, I flew in it 1518 01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:47,357 / Now I'm here I'm gonna say get used to it 1519 01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:50,952 / I see a girl that I like, I move to it Funky house and groove to it... 1520 01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:07,218 (Sucks cheeks) You. 1521 01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:12,137 I don't care. I want my money by the end of tomorrow, nigga. 1522 01:27:12,269 --> 01:27:15,887 No, you. You better get it for me. 1523 01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,638 If not, me gonna carve a bludclot 'c' 1524 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:21,812 from the corner of your eye to the corner of your mouth. 1525 01:27:21,945 --> 01:27:24,482 You just get me my money. 1526 01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,696 (Sucks cheeks) 1527 01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:29,946 Why do you talk like that, Uncle? 1528 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,698 (Posh accent) It's about authority, Omar. I mean respect, OK? 1529 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:40,453 I can't just phone up and be like, "Look, I want my money tomorrow." 1530 01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:45,049 That's not gonna work. That doesn't have any effect whatsoever. 1531 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:49,511 No, you got to put a little bass behind it. You know? 1532 01:27:49,639 --> 01:27:51,721 (Growls) You... 1533 01:27:51,850 --> 01:27:55,934 That's powerful, a lot more powerful than "can I have my money, please?" 1534 01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:59,054 They just won't take me seriously. Now, with... 1535 01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:05,061 (Growls) You. I want my money now. Yes, you. 1536 01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:07,483 It's automatic fear. 1537 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,152 (Growls) You. 1538 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,492 I've perfected it, you know? You try. 1539 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:15,488 - (Growls) You. - You. 1540 01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:17,114 You're sounding like a cow. 1541 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:19,707 - You! - You! 1542 01:28:19,836 --> 01:28:22,122 - You. - You. 1543 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,246 You're sounding like a bigger cow. Deeper, deeper, deeper. 1544 01:28:25,305 --> 01:29:25,515 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org